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True love conquers all!

True love conquers all!

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by: West-Tex Active Indicator LED Icon 13 OP 
~ 1 year, 3 mos ago   Oct 7, '23 10:25am  
True love conquers all!
 
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The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink.
 
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
 
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.
 
As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
 
Obviously they were thinking, "That poor old couple-all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
 
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
 
The old man said, they were just fine-they were used to sharing everything.
 
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink...
 
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
 
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"
 
She answered, "The Teeth."
 
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ladybeachbum Active Indicator LED Icon 17
~ 1 year, 3 mos ago   Oct 7, '23 11:01am  
@West-Tex : Now, that made me LOL!
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TexasGal Active Indicator LED Icon 9
~ 1 year, 3 mos ago   Oct 7, '23 11:19am  
@West-Tex : Not what I was expecting! Lol
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Maxsmom Active Indicator LED Icon 6
~ 1 year, 3 mos ago   Oct 7, '23 11:24am  
True love conquers all! The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking, "That poor old couple-all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine-they were used to sharing everything. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink... Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything." Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?" She answered, "The Teeth." . . 🤣
 
@West-Tex : Ewww but hilarious
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West-Tex Active Indicator LED Icon 13 OP 
~ 1 year, 3 mos ago   Oct 8, '23 10:04am  
West-Tex : Ewww but hilarious
 
@Maxsmom :
 
Right! 😂
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Maxsmom Active Indicator LED Icon 6
~ 1 year, 3 mos ago   Oct 9, '23 8:45pm  
@West-Tex : Thank you for the tips
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Sammee Active Indicator LED Icon 12
~ 1 year, 3 mos ago   Oct 9, '23 10:08pm  
I took a dark turn.....I thought she was poisoning him. Emoticon
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Jagger Active Indicator LED Icon 13 App
~ 1 year, 3 mos ago   Oct 10, '23 12:42am  
@West-Tex: I didn't see that coming. Thanks, I needed a good laugh!
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