For the last 4 years we had Ditto in front of my mother-in-law's house because she lost all of her Christmas decorations to a "house fire" as we called it. Very long story. And this year I decided to make a new one. I was going to have it say "**** it" but out of inner pressure, I made this one instead. Maybe @sandman will appreciate it.
since you know where I live, don't get any ideas and decorate my house while I'm out of state. I have a Ring doorbell and camera... I will call the cops!