@West-Tex : There's some missing that should be on your list....
Do you have an awesome Santa suit in your husbands closet?
Have you been wearing Christmas t shirts while blowing the damn leaves instead of shopping?
Do your dogs have Christmas sweaters even though they probably won't wear them because it will be HOT?
Did you drag out the Christmas palm tree to see if it is still alive?
Did you find the lights?
I can go on and on with these....but do you have them...NO!
LOL