I think I have posted this before - but when I was 7 or 8 years old and lived in the country - the church I attended was just down the road from us and had outhouses. I killed a water moccasin and placed it in the girls room - coiled and head propped up in a strike pose.
when we gathered in the afternoon for school, I found my buddy and we sat where we had a good view.
First young lady that entered came back out at a dead run - didn't slow down I think until she circled the church.
wasn't hard to catch me.
I was rolling laughing
I was also sent home
I started my deviant career early - I suppose....