@HukinFish : I think your smart enough to understand this is not an enema . We have toilet paper & yes we wipe first . But if you don't have toilet paper this completely cleans you off & you only need to dry off .Hopefully you can comprehend what I wrote because I see your calling it a douch to AT Sammee now . 1st an enema & now a douch . Best of luck figuring this out .

@bbk : It's a power wash for the hiney. I don't know why our society is so afraid of the concept of a bidet. So strange.

@HukinFish : I think you're using it wrong. Are you one of those that puts their whole month over the water fountain nozzle?

@ParksideRes : That is seriously funny !

@bbk :

@Sammee : 1 of our daughters has a very expensive bidet toilet that doesn't work as well as this hand sprayer .

I stayed in a fancy suite in Vegas not too long ago and the bidet had like 10 settings. Perfumed water, velocity settings, blow dry....like I was scared at first and then I wanted to bring it home.

There was one in our casino hotel room in Lake Charles a while ago.
I sent the kids a video explaining how our fancy room had a drinking fountain in the bathroom.
East Texas Gal came to the city! Lard Have Meercee.

I was at Walmart. I'm not impressed how this is been handled here and folks aren't following the 6 feet distance guidance. In Anchorage the stores had put red tape on the floor all over the store to give an idea of the distance you should keep apart from each other. Barnes & Noble had it before they were ordered to shut down. So lots of room for improvement here.

@sandman : This is what Spec's was doing last week. For the most part (only 1 ******** that got schooled!), people followed the guidelines. So quiet, you could hear a pin drop in there. I will say, however, a lot of the employees weren't following the 6ft guidelines (answering questions from customers on the floor practically shoulder to shoulder). Glad we stocked up!

@sandman : It's very difficult to do while grocery shopping. You have the people everywhere who have to step back to the other side of the aisle and stare at the shelves for 10 minutes before making a choice, thereby closing down the entire aisle. Nobody has time to wait on that nonsense. We'd end up being in the store exposed to others cooties for an hour or more just to get a few things. Curbside pickup is the solution. Close down the stores to the public, allocate every employee to curbside, that will open up tons of timeslots, move some aisles and clear some refrigerator and freezer space to accommodate the carts of orders, or even get some refrigerated trucks in for the job. Run the pick-up line like the Chick-fil-A drive-thru. It works out great in my mind.

There is a new HEB in the Heights that obviously was designed for the young generation apartment dwellers. The store is curbside only. Doesn't even have a parking lot. Probably stocks a lot of the prepared meals.

@HumbleGirl : That sounds like my daughters it's heated also . But maybe it has a setting on how much water comes out . To me mine puts out a lot of water & hers doesn't . I like the larger amount of water .. In 1968 when I moved to Japan my hall toilet you stood up turned around & there was a small sink built into the back of the toilet . Funny thing in my lease it said no wearing of shoes in the house . They purchased the kind of slip on's for wearing in the house & placed them in the entry .

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I went to the Atascocita HEB at 5:30 this evening. No problem parking, no wait to get in and just about everything was in stock. The only things that I saw that were just about empty was pasta and things like peanut butter, jelly, etc. Of course there was no hand sanitizer, TP or paper towels, but just about everything else was stocked, I was able to buy what I wanted, in the brands that I wanted, without any problem. The only exception was pasta. Had to buy HEB brand. But hey, it is pasta, so no biggy. Checkout was fast and I was in and out in no time. The checkout clerk said that they are thinking that all the hoarders have now stocked up and are running out of places to store stuff. So, they are not buying as much and they can restock what they need. On TP and paper towels, the warehouses are waiting for more deliveries from the manufacturers. When they come in, they will be restocked also.