i have typed a couple of responses in a serious and some in a joking manner. in all seriousness i hope everything works out fine and I'm sure it will. one of the things i wanted to share was my FIL's saying that i think you can appreciate, although it is more geared to the bad luck a man experiences as opposed to a woman.. but im sure you'll get the sentiment:
"It could be raining punhhsses and I'd get hit with a deek"
intentional misspellings above to keep it clean for the younger audience.